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Aprhodisiacs for Freaks

2/14/2011

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From Grimoire's Black Book, Middle Ages
Burdock seeds in a martar pounde them.  Add of three-yeris-old goat ye lefte testycle and from ye back heris of whyte whelpe on e pynche of poudre, ye heris to be cutte on ye firste daye of ye newe mone and burne on ye seventh daye.  Infuse alle ye items in a bottel halfe fylled with brandye.  Leve uncorked twenty-one dayes to receive astral influence.  Cook on ye twenty-firste daye until ye thicke consistency is reched.  Add four droppes of crocodyle semen an passe throgh a fylter.  Rubbe mixture on genitalia and await ye result.

Lucayos Cook Book, 1660
To increase Ye Powers..
Take a Cock-Sparrow and pluck it whilst living, then throw it to ten wasps who will sting it to death.  Add the intestines of a Black Raven and Oil of Lilac plus Chamomile.  cook all in Beef-Fat until the flesh is in shreds.  Put into a bottle and hold near for use.  Ye shall see Marvels

American Negro Folklore
Place a live frog in an anthill and leave until the ants have cleaned the bones; then take the heart shaped bone and the hook-shaped bone;  keep the first yourself but hook the second in the clothing of a loved one.

A 17th Century Aphrodisiac Rump of Beef
Take a rump of beef and season it with nutmegs grated, and some Pepper and Salt mingled together, and season the beef on the bony side;  lay it in a pipkin with the fat side downward.  Take three pints of Elder-wine vinegar, and as much water, and three great onions, and a bunch of rosemary tied up together:  put them all into the pipkin, and stew them three or four hours together with a soft fire, being covered close.  Then dish it up upon sippets, blowing off the fat from the gravy;  and some of the gravy put on the beef, and serve it up.

An Ancient Chinese love potion
Pound the shell of a male venus's comb (a mullosk) to a very fine powder, add some urine, and let stand for three days, after which time put it out at noon to dry in the sund.  Then dip this in donkey-water and allow it to steep another threee days.  Again let it dry in the noonday sun and then sprinkle it lightly with the dew of flower blossoms; this will disperse the odor of the urine.  Drink from the solution at the time of copulation and you will be endowed with extraoridinary potency. 
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